This is an adaptation of the parable of Jesus found in Matthew 13:1-23

That same day at 1pm Jacinda went out of parliament and sat amongst the Press Gallery. Such large crowds wanted to hear her that she streamed her content online; while all the other people sat in their houses and watched. She told them about many things about the vaccine, often talking in riddles and stories, once saying: 

“A doctor went out to inject his COVID vaccine. As he was injecting the vaccination, some fell along the road, and the birds came and ate it up.
Some fell on rocky places, where there were not many available arms to inject. The vaccine was there but the crowd was small. And when the sun came up, the vaccine was scorched because it had been out of the fridge too long.
Other vaccines fell among thorns, who grew up and choked the good science about the vaccine. 
Still other vaccines found a willing deltoid, where it protected the human—a hundred, sixty or thirty times against the COVID virus. Whoever has ears, let them hear.”

The media Tova then came to Jacinda and asked, “Why do you speak to us in the press gallery at 1pm every day?” She replied, “Because the knowledge of the secrets of the COVID vaccination has been given to you, but not to the wider public.
For whoever has one injection – another will be given, and they will have an abundance. And whoever does not have any, will have an empty vaccination passport.”

”Therefore, I speak to you.
Though seeing, they do not see; though hearing, they do not hear or understand”.

Listen then to what the parable of the vaccinating doctor means:
”When someone hears the message about the vaccine and does not understand it, Brian Tamaki comes and snatches away any clear scientific reasoning. This is the vaccination that falls on the road.
The seed falling on rocky ground refers to someone who hears the message of the vaccine and at once receives it with joy. But since they have little wealth and a large household, accessing the vaccine is difficult. Their faith only last only a short time. When trouble or persecution comes, or they can not find a doctor, they quickly fall away.
The seed falling among the thorns refers to someone who hears the science message, but the article from antivaxxers and the deceitfulness of Facebook choke the message, making it unfruitful.
The vaccine entering a willing deltoid refers to someone who hears the message and understands it. This is the one who produces antibodies, yielding a hundred, sixty or thirty times what was injected.”